• person:

    you look dead

  • me:

    thanks

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

(via zayndestroyme)

(Source: tkyle, via zayndestroyme)

zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

(via velvetmoanss)

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

(Source: octopusmotor, via tom-and-jerryxo)

ottermatopoeia:

that’s his bed now

(Source: sirearnestporkchop, via openyoureyestoabrandnewday)

lokisspy:

what a deal

lokisspy:

what a deal

(via kaptincrunchh)